Gospel of Sarah KJV v.1

christ cometh to sarah in a dreameth.  The lady dreams of the s'rmon on the mount, mount sinai, the throne of god.  The lady wast one of the witnesses at sinai, as the lady hath heard jesus speaketh the w'rds of god, as the holy spirit wast speaking through that gent.

1:1 jesus spake in parables.  Saith that gent, "when ye kicketh the bucket, thy flesh shalt s'rve as dinn'r f'r the creatures of this m'rtal realm, and nay one shall deny those folk this pleasure did grant to those folk by the providence, hence deny not yeselves the pleasures of the c'rps'd meat of the departed,"

1:2  "f'r thy soul shalt not beest in this yond'r realm, rath'r, t shalt dwelleth et'rnally in the kingdom of heaven. "

1:3 and the most wondrous multitudes yond visiteth'd jesus, jesus kneweth those folk all p'rsonally.  And saith yond gent the christ of the w'rlds, "i  knoweth these people, and so doth thee.  Ye hast't hath hath met those folk bef're, infinite times in previous and future liveth in this w'rld and many oth'rs.  "

1:4 "i shew ye mineth owneth w'rks, as i giveth thee mine own pow'rs, to doth what i doth, and changeth the course of this w'rld's hist'ry, and bringeth spirituality in this future yond is artificial, devoid of the spirit. "

1:5 "through this medium i guideth thee, as thee shalt guideth oth'rs.  Ye art all apostles of  christ who is't is't hast cometh backeth. "

1:6 "be the valorous sheph'rd yond guides the eanlings to their sacr'd safe space, instead of leading to their slaught'r, as the evil sheph'rds doth, f'r their profit, liketh judas didst to me, two thousand years pri'r. "

1:7 and jesus hath said to his multitudous apostles, "ye art salt of the earth, bitt'r in gust, yet m're effective than sugary wasteth. "

1:8 "let the swines trample thy pearls, f'r i shalt grant thee pearls of the kingdom of heaven, ev'rlasting, et'rnal. "

1:9 "and wh'rev'r thee did spread mine own w'rd, through media, medes, the unclean spirits shalt leadeth thee into temptation, and alloweth those folk not leadeth thee astray, f'r the path to et'rnal salvation is taken by only a few, and most of those folk rev'rt backeth, but only those who is't seeketh god shalt findeth that gent, 'tis writ. "

1:10 "it is not mine own flesh n'r mine own blood, n'r  baptism through the wat'rs of this m'rtal realm, yond shalt leadeth thee to thy destin'd ascension, rath'r, t is thy intentions latent within, and the w'rks yond thee doth yond only god knoweth of, yond shall leadeth thee to the et'rnal realms, the kingdom of god, and mary mine own moth'r's realm eke. "

1:11 "the ascension and damnation of the soul, in unending cycles, et'rnally, f'rev'r and at each moment, 'tis to befall f'rev'r and ev'r. "

1:12 "the w'rld thou art in currently is the upp'rmost did lie'r of hell, and the people of und'rstanding shalt hark, and the damn'd souls shalt tarry. "

1:13 "i ent'r and leaveth all the w'rlds yond existeth, saving many, condemning few, f'r mine own shall is to seeth those folk not suff'r, but beest joyous f'rev'r. "

1:14 "and mine own holy apparition is yours eke, t ent'rs thee whenev'r thou art in the state of holiness.  Doth not defile thy corse with uncleanliness and sins, and t is only then doest the holy spirit of god shalt ent'r thee, f'r thou art parteth of god, yet god doest not needeth thee, rath'r, thee needeth that gent, at each moment. "

1:15 "and doth not bethink yond these w'rds haven't been spoken bef're in this unheavenly realm, f'r i shalt keepeth backeth into this w'rld, but the w'rlds oth'r than this art far bett'r. "

1:16 "and ye existeth in many realms, thee f'rget, lief, ye shalt rememb'r. "

1:17 "and death is not the endeth, rath'r, t is yet anoth'r beginning. "

1:18 "bless'd art those who is't rejecteth the ways of the w'rld, f'r this w'rld is not w'rthy of mine own continuous presence. "

1:19 "those who is't art attach'd to t keepeth backeth to t, and i saveth only a few yond believeth in me, the rest of those folk, those gents wend base'r in the lodging yond is not punishment et'rnal, rath'r, those did lie'rs of hell art a f'rm of education, ref'rmation of the evil and sinful souls yond pref'r the sins of the flesh ov'r the et'rnal sinless joys of the holy spirit, in w'rlds wh're th're is nay unclean spirit, nay sins, only w'rship of god, and god loves not the unbeliev'rs, yet that gent grants those folk chances to repent, ov'r and ov'r, until those gents finally repent, and returneth to that gent, me, et'rnally, f'rev'r and ev'r, and their suff'ring shalt beest nay m're, f'r those gents suff'r f'r their sins, as i suff'r'd f'r the w'rlds f'r sins of mineth. "

1:20 "exist'd has't i, in many f'rms.  Not at each moment has't i been a sir.  Many times has't i been cometh as a mistress!'

1:21 "and christ is thee, not just me," hath said the holy christ.

1:22 "so becometh holy, remaineth holy, doth not defile yourselves with the ways of this w'rld, f'r this w'rld changes t attire at each moment, and and the attire yond thee adh're to, shalt lief beest f'rgotten by the w'rld and its people, and Flibbertigibbet who is't controls this w'rld, bethinking that gent maketh and controleth t, yet that gent cannot maketh one single m'rtal. "