Gospel of Apostle Gabrielle: Chapter 5

5:1 Apostle Gabrielle taught the christian crowds of the year 666 AD 5:2 She saith, "If you pray in earnest -- and desire sincerely to your immanent and transcendent God -- to be someone you wish to be, eventually, your wish is granted." 5:3 The multitudes weren't impressed by her words, and there was much gnashing and grinding of teeth, for they were all suffering in their fell clutch of circumstances, confined to their predetermined lives destined by God 5:4 None of them were happy, as none of the living art happy unto this present time 5:5 Then Apostle Gabrielle taught them words that Jesus hath taught her some fifteen hundred years later, for she came back to live in the past after living in the future 5:6 She opened her mouth and these words were spoken: "Christ sayeth that your suffering is his suffering, and your deliverance shall be his also."  5:7 The holy apparition of Christ wast inside Gabrielle and the lady eunuch spake as Christ, "The world is just illusion trying to change you." 5:8 " You pray, hoping what you need is behind every door, and each time you get hurt, I don't want you to change." 5:9 "Because everyone has hopes, they're human after all." 5:10 "The feeling sometimes wishing you were someone else feeling as though you never belong." 5:11 "I don't want you to hate for all the hurt that you feel." 5:12 "A part of your soul ties you to the next world or to the last." 5:13 "To us the world is different, as we are to the world." 5:14 "Satan, who is the god of this evil world, an evil world created by an evil god." 5:15 "Satan has blinded the minds of those who don’t believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don’t understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God." 5:16 "I have given them your word and the world has hated them, for they are not of the world any more than I am of the world." 5:17 "My prayer is not that you take them out of the world but that you protect them from the evil one." 5:18 And Jesus said through Gabrielle's mouth,  "My believers are not of the world, even as I am not of it." 5:19 "If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you." 5:20 So the Christians said this to the eunuch Gabrielle, “Will it kill itself, since it says, ‘Where I am going, you cannot come’?” 5:21 Gabrielle said to them, “You are from below; I am from above. You are of this world; I am not of this world." 5:22 "Jesus saith that you would die in your sins, for unless you believe that he art thine savior, you will die in your sins.” 5:23 "We know that we are children of God, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one." 5:24 "You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world." 5:25 "Be different from the world." 5:26 "Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will." 5:27 "Do not love this world nor the things it offers you, for when you love the world, you do not have the love of the Christ in you. For the world offers only a craving for physical pleasure, a craving for everything we see, and pride in our achievements and possessions. These are not from the Christ, but are from satan, the god of this world. And this world is evil, along with everything that people crave. But anyone who does what pleases God will live forever."
5:28 "Our citizenship is in heaven. And we eagerly await a Savior from there, the Lord Jesus Christ, the sacrificial lamb, who suffers for our sins, from age to age." 5:29 "For God so loved the world that he gave it his children, that whoever believes in God shall not die but have eternal life, in better worlds. Hath he not loved it, none of us would be here." 5:30 " And God hated the world also that he gave it his beloved Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life in the kingdom of heaven, and whosoever is of this world shall perish along with it." 5:31 The multitudes of Christians that hath gathered in that fateful gathering were astonished, and they all wept bitterly, and praised God. 5:32 Satan was witnessing all of this, and he was not happy, along with his minions, they all plotted against the apostle. 5:33 The devil Gabrielle, the evil p'rtion of apostle Gabrielle's soul, living simultaneously while Gabrielle eke liveth as human, that devil wast chosen by the chief devil as the one to maketh Gabrielle suff'r at the hands of the v'ry Christians yond the apostle hath baptis'd with the Holy Spirit of Christ. 5:34 All of t hath happened in the year 666.