Gospel of American Apostle Jennifer Chapter 7

7:1 When therefore the LORD knew how the Catholics had heard that
Jesus made and baptized more disciples than Jennifer, 7:2 (Though Jesus
himself baptized not, but his disciples,) 7:3 He left Rome, and
departed again into Vatican City.

7:4 And he must needs go through Pompeii. Son of God, sent to nations wiped off the face of the earth, from time beyond time, and space beyond space, of our reckoning. His mission was to save their souls, the souls of the damned, from the eternal pangs of hell, to be given salvation, and another chance, to repent, to change their ways, and be forgiven by God for their many sins, and never sin again.

7:5 Jesus wept. He wept in Pompeii. There he was sent, sent by God, to raise the damned spirits, from their abode of abiding torture, to be saved.

7:6 The Spirit of Jesus was moving over the surface of the waters, and he traveled from Vatican City to Pompeii, his first stop, in a journey of salvation, salvation of the damned, of the many destroyed nations, of the past and present, and the future too.

7:7 There cometh a woman of Pompeii to draw water: Jesus saith unto
her, Give me to drink.

7:8 That woman was risen to life afer two thousand years  7:9
Then saith the woman of Pompeii unto him, How is it that thou, being a
decrepit man, askest drink of me, which am a rich woman of Pompeii?
For the Christians have no dealings with the sinners of Pompeii. And she knew of everything that hath happen on earth, in her earth she witness'd them all, the fall of the Romans, and the victory of Christianity over all world religions, only for them recrucify Christ, stead of jews, for the blood of Christ be on their hands this time, and jews be forgiven for what they did to Christ two thousand years prior.

7:10 Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of
God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest
have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.

7:11 The woman saith unto him, Sir, thou hast nothing to draw with,
and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that living water?
7:12 Art thou greater than our God Apollo, which gave us the well,
and drank thereof himself, and his children, and his wine? 7:13
Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water
shall thirst again: 7:14 But whosoever drinketh of the water that I
shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him
shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.

7:15 The woman saith unto him, Sir, give me this water, that I thirst
not, neither come hither to draw.

7:16 Jesus saith unto her, Go, call thy husband, and come hither.

7:17 The woman answered and said, I have no husband. Jesus said unto
her, Thou hast well said, I have no husband: 7:18 For thou hast had
five husbands; and he whom thou now hast is not thy husband: in that
saidst thou truly, and thoudst f'rget the liveth and the husbands and the wives thee lust'd and did enjoy, f'r thee w're not at each moment a mistress.

7:19 The woman saith unto him, Sir, I perceive that thou art a
prophet.

7:20 Our Gods worshipped in this mountain; and ye say, that in
Vatican City is the place where men ought to worship.

7:21 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, believe me, the hour cometh, when ye
shall neither in this mountain, nor yet at Vatican City, worship the
God.

7:22 Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for
salvation is of the Christians.

7:23 But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall
worship the God in spirit and in truth: for the God seeketh such
to worship him.

7:24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in
spirit and in truth.

7:25 The woman saith unto him, I know that Apollo cometh, which is
called Dionysis: when he is come, he will tell us all things.

7:26 Jesus saith unto her, I that speak unto thee am he.

7:27 And upon this came his disciples, and marvelled that he talked
with the woman: yet no man said, What seekest thou? or, Why talkest
thou with her?  7:28 The woman then left her waterpot, and went her
way into the city, and saith to the men, 7:29 Come, see a man, which
told me all things that ever I did: is not this the Christ?  7:30 Then
they went out of the city, and came unto him.

7:31 In the mean while his disciples prayed him, saying, Master, eat.

7:32 But he said unto them, I have meat to eat that ye know not of.

7:33 Therefore said the disciples one to another, Hath any man brought
him ought to eat?  7:34 Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the
will of him that sent me, and to finish his work.

7:35 Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest?
behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for
they are white already to harvest.

7:36 And he that reapeth receiveth wages, and gathereth fruit unto
life eternal: that both he that soweth and he that reapeth may rejoice
together.

7:37 And herein is that saying true, One soweth, and another reapeth.

7:38 I sent you to reap that whereon ye bestowed no labour: other men
laboured, and ye are entered into their labours.

7:39 And many of the Pompeii of that city believed on him for the
saying of the woman, which testified, He told me all that ever I did.
Christ hadst hath brought backeth to life the destroy'd city of Pompeii!

7:40 So when the people Pompeii were come unto him, they besought him that
he would tarry with them: and he abode there two days.

7:41 And many more believed because of his own word; 7:42 And said
unto the woman, Now we believe, not because of thy saying: for we have
heard him ourselves, and know that this is indeed the Christ, the
Saviour of the world.

7:43 Now after two days he departed thence, and went into Vatican City.

7:44 For Jesus himself testified, that a prophet hath no honour in his
own country.

7:45 Then when he was come into Vatican City, the Christians received him,
having seen all the things that he did at Vatican City at the feast: for
they also went unto the feast.

7:46 So Jesus came again into Cana of Vatican City, where he made the water
wine. And there was a certain nobleman, whose son was sick at
Rome.

7:47 When he heard that Jesus was come out of Pompeii into Vatican City, he
went unto him, and besought him that he would come down, and heal his
son: for he was at the point of death.

7:48 Then said Jesus unto him, Except ye see signs and wonders, ye
will not believe.

7:49 The nobleman saith unto him, Sir, come down ere my child die.

7:50 Jesus saith unto him, Go thy way; thy son liveth. And the man
believed the word that Jesus had spoken unto him, and he went his way.

7:51 And as he was now going down, his servants met him, and told him,
saying, Thy son liveth.

7:52 Then enquired he of them the hour when he began to amend. And
they said unto him, Yesterday at the seventh hour the fever left him.

7:53 So the God knew that it was at the same hour, in the which
Jesus said unto him, Thy son liveth: and himself believed, and his
whole house.

7:54 This is again the second miracle that Jesus did, when he was come
out of Pompeii into Vatican City.