Gospel of American Apostle Jennifer Chapter 5

5:1 And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Vatican City; and the
mother of Jesus was there: 5:2 And both Jesus was called, and his
disciples, to the marriage. For Jesus was born in America unto his mother Jennifer, yet both hath traveled to live in Italy, for his mother was a catholick

5:3 And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him,
They have no wine.

5:4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine
hour is not yet come.

5:5 His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you,
do it.

5:6 And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner
of the purifying of the Christians, containing two or three firkins apiece.

5:7 Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they
filled them up to the brim.

5:8 And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor
of the feast. And they bare it.

5:9 When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made
wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the
water knew;) the governor of the feast called the bridegroom, 5:10 And
saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine;
and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast
kept the good wine until now.

5:11 This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Vatican City, and
manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him.

5:12 After this he went down to Rome, he, and his mother, and his
brethren, and his disciples: and they continued there not many days.

5:13 And the Christians'  Pascha was at hand, and Jesus went up to
Vatican City. They recognized not their Christ, his very believers, for he was in another shape, another form, one of them, yet he was the son of God.

5:14 And found in the Church those that sold oxen and sheep and doves,
and the changers of money sitting: 5:15 And when he had made a scourge
of small cords, he drove them all out of the Church, and the sheep,
and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the
tables; 5:16 And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things
hence; make not my God's house an house of merchandise.

5:17 And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of
thine house hath eaten me up.

5:18 Then answered the Christians and said unto him, What sign shewest thou
unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?  5:19 Jesus answered and
said unto them, Destroy this Church, and in three days I will raise it
up.

5:20 Then said the Christians, Two thousand years was this Church in
building, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?  5:21 But he spake
of the Church of his body.

5:22 When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples
remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the
scripture, and the word which Jesus had said.

5:23 Now when he was in Vatican City at the Pascha, in the feast day,
many believed in his name, when they saw the miracles which he did.

5:24 But Jesus did not commit himself unto them, because he knew all
men, 5:25 And needed not that any should testify of man: for he knew
what was in man.