The New Gospel According to Saint Matthew: Matthew 28

28:1 In the end of the christmas, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came the thirteenth apostle Eleonora, the wife of Jesus, and mother goddess Mary to see the sepulchre. 28:2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it. 28:3 His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow: 28:4 And for fear of him the keepers did shake, and became as dead men. 28:5 And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified. 28:6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay. 28:7 And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Mediterranean; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you. 28:8 And they departed quickly from the sepulchre with fear and great joy; and did run to bring his disciples word. 28:9 And as they went to tell his disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, All hail. And they came and held him by the feet, and worshipped him. 28:10 Then said Jesus unto them, Be not afraid: go tell my brethren that they go into Mediterranean, and there shall they see me. 28:11 Now when they were going, behold, some of the watch came into the Vatican city, and shewed unto the chief clergy all the things that were done. 28:12 And when they were assembled with the elders, and had taken counsel, they gave large money unto the soldiers, 28:13 Saying, Say ye, His disciples came by night, and stole him away while we slept. 28:14 And if this come to the governor's ears, we will persuade him, and secure you. 28:15 So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Christians until this day. 28:16 Then the twelve disciples, including Eleonora the thirteenth, excluding Judas the reincarnated, who hath betrayed Chris the risen, and was currently suffering in hell, went away into Mediterranean, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them. 28:17 And when they saw him, they worshipped him: but some doubted. 28:18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth. 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the God, and of the Son, the Holy Mother, The Holy Wife, The Holy Grandson, and of the Holy Ghost 28:20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. My spirit and flesh is gone but my words shall remain for in the beginning was the word and the word was God and in the end only the words shall remain that is the bible in your hands Prepare for harsh realities for the believers shall always be suffering just like their saviour Never once has my son been in utter bliss for bliss is for the weak and suffering is for the strong the true believers in Christ; Christ, me myself, my son, The one who bears burdens of all the worlds that exist He is the only reason why I haven't destroyed all the worlds for their iniquities for even in hell will the evil people commit sins They will blaspheme against my name They will blaspheme against the Spirit The pain and torture never ending Only Christ will save their souls then Trembles the world and its spirit in fear of the Lord but the humans they fear God not How utterly terrible are these people they rejoice in the world where Christ was crucified who died for their sins the same world they have considered their paradise they commit sins evermore some of them expect Christ to save them while they keep on sinning And after, if they are saved, they keep on sinning? No, Christ will not save such compulsive sinners who commit every other sin of the flesh Thinking their life has no meaning other than pleasure There will be no pleasure in hell not a single moment! Until God forgives them and grants them another life on earth. 28:21 Tell them that Christ has been crucified many times before and he will be crucified many times again Purging of the sins for the various generations Do not think of him as crucified one time only For throughout the history of mankind has he been crucified in many incarnations From Mithra to Osiris to other incarnations Not always has it been a Crucifixion sometimes he was stoned at others his body torn into pieces For he also sacrifices each time his believer suffers The persecution of his believers is his persecution The time has come for Jesus to come again on earth to sacrifice for the sins of the people of earth for the sins of these current generations are many Will be born as an Arab? Or as a jew again? Or as a Hindu or a Buddhist? or in an atheist family? Born in Shinto family? Or the traditional African folk people? Only he knows where he will be born He will sacrifice himself for you As he has sacrificed himself many times before History repeats itself Just as the day comes after night and the night follows the day Christ sacrifices himself and rises up from the dead It has been happening throughout history and it will keep on happening So do not weep at his suffering And do not rejoice at him rising up He does it all the time Each soul is to learn from him For the souls of living things are so many Will he be kept at Guantanamo by the modern day Romans? Or will he be crucified by the Arabs in Syria? Is he here already? Or will he reveal himself soon? Most will ignore him just as they did before when he was crucified 2000 years ago Most of you will mock him just like the people did before only a few will follow him but even they will betray him no one will sacrifice themselves for him He will suffer alone for your sins and he will raise up from the dead again and again, And this event will happen again after a few thousand years History will keep on repeating For without his continued sacrifices All humans would have perished burning in hell for eternities until God sees them utterly punished and forgives them. 28:22 Every thousand years or so Christ goes down to hell Through his glory He saves all of those damned He raises them up Alone he does it Believers and unbelievers alike All are saved They are either given life on earth to live again or sent to upper realms if they are believers The power of Christ is felt even by Satan himself He bows down before him and acknowledges the Christ as Lord Hell trembles over and all the angels therein stare in awe at the sight of the Mighty and Glorious Christ Glory be to Christ Our Lord Our Savior Of all the worlds There he is down again The Trumpets in hell are thunderous whenever Christ arrives there All the people burning and gnashing their teeth Feel his power and all their agonies vanish Christ is your savior even if you are in hell Only he is the way out There is no one else Hell freezes over All the fires and torments are quenched The presence of Christ does it! Praised be Christ thy God Amen! 28:23 "In 5 billion years the, Andromeda galaxy will collide with our milky way, A new gigantic Cosmic world will be born, and I shall lead the way..."